Sorry about the pun. I have refrained from this sort of thing in the past, however, this is just too funny. 

You can listen to the podcast of the best version ever recorded of this all time classic while giggling your way through the article-


Recently, Mr. (& Mrs.) Fantasy posted this on the Aljazeera Café for the benefit of the self aggrandizing Sock Puppets and those gullible enough to buy it (I’m sure they won’t mind me republishing it to spread their message for your entertainment) -

From the Cafe’s Host
By Admin

  BrightEgg delivered the following message to Cafe Admin today.

“Congratulations…..You have Delivered over a million pages (pageturns/visitations) in 1 year of service.  Without a doubt, our most active site.”

The Cafe switched its server to BrightEgg.com a year ago and service has been problem-free. From the beginning the Bright Eggs have been impressed with our activity. I guess this is why Compete.com ranks the Cafe in the top million websites (right up there with the NYTimes, Amazon, and the White House ). BrightEgg detects 4- to 5-fold higher activity at Woodstockctcafe.com than the Cafe does with its Stat Counter. Admin

Are you giggling yet? You can recreate all of this with a quick trip to Compete.com (Truth does not participate). This reveals the size of the whopper you are being led to believe-

 






So what are we to take away from this? The math is pretty simple and I think you already know the rest…it fits right in with the propagandistic tactics of our BOE as have been documented throughout this site, which is why they sponsor and encourage this garbage by their employee. Tell a huge lie to the sheeple often enough and some might believe it...and they wonder why they have no credibility or support.

We will continue to post the truth for those interested in it- which seems to be working quite well.

Truth Stats- (February reports at month’s end).